Bakersfield: Giant Potato Statue Causes Traffic Jam During Parade

Bakersfield’s Gigantic Potato Statue Sparks Traffic Chaos in ParadeBakersfield’s Gigantic Potato Statue Sparks Traffic Chaos in Parade Bakersfield, California, was thrown into a traffic frenzy on Saturday as a colossal potato statue made its unexpected debut during the city’s annual Fourth of July parade. Measuring an astounding 20 feet tall and weighing in at over 6,000 pounds, the potato sculpture, dubbed “Spudzilla,” caused pandemonium as it thundered down Chester Avenue. The massive structure, mounted on a flatbed truck, quickly became a roadblock, forcing vehicles to slow down or come to a standstill. According to eyewitnesses, a group of local pranksters had fabricated the potato effigy as a playful protest against the city’s “Potato Capital of the World” moniker. As “Spudzilla” lumbered along the parade route, it drew amused reactions from onlookers and bewildered motorists alike. “I’ve never seen anything like it,” exclaimed parade attendee Sarah Jones. “It’s so ridiculous, but I can’t help but smile.” The unexpected traffic jam caused minor delays but did not result in any accidents. However, it prompted organizers to issue an apology for the inconvenience. “We understand that the potato statue caused some unexpected congestion,” said parade organizer John Smith. “We’re looking into measures to prevent similar disruptions in the future.” Despite the chaos, the Fourth of July parade in Bakersfield remained a resounding success. The giant potato statue has since become a viral sensation on social media, with netizens marveling at its absurdity and the city’s good-natured response. As the sun set on the parade festivities, “Spudzilla” was unceremoniously hauled away from its central location and returned to its creators, who remain anonymous. The colossal potato’s brief but memorable appearance in Bakersfield has etched itself into the city’s history as a tale of both mischief and laughter.